Cash Cleaner Simulator EU

Dirty money, clean conscience Step into the secretive life of an underworld specialist — your job? Cleaning dirty money. When shady clients need their illicit cash looking crisp and clean, they call you. Whether it's crammed into duffel bags, hidden in furniture, or splattered with questionable substances, you’ve got the tools to turn grime into green. Use washers, dryers, scrubbers, UV lights, and counting machines to restore every bill to mint condition. But hey — maybe not every bill has to go back to the client, right? Use your phone to accept jobs, order sketchy gadgets, take photos, scan for clues, and uncover hidden secrets. Just don’t let it ring while you’re laundering bills — discretion is your best friend. Upgrade and expand Buy better tools to boost your workflow or decorate your hideout with absurd luxury. From cash-counting machines to secret safes, there’s always more to unlock — and more to hide. Stack it. Shoot it. Slam dunk it. Burn it. In your downtime, enjoy physics-based cash-flinging fun or just relax among mountains of money. No danger, no gunfights — just soothing, low-stakes financial... therapy. Strange symbols. Locked compartments. Odd noises at night. Your lab isn’t just a workshop — it’s a puzzle box. Shine a UV light, follow the clues, and ask the real question: how did you end up here?